your wife sales estimate
your wife is a casual game by HaHaHaGame, released on Steam on November 28, 2024 at $0.99. It has 9,756 Steam reviews (Overwhelmingly Positive, 96% positive). Markan estimates it has sold between 195k and 537k copies on Steam, for $67k to $185k in net revenue.
Estimated lifetime sales and revenue
| Low | Medium | High | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Copies sold | 195,120 | 370,728 | 536,580 |
| Net revenue (USD) | $67,176 | $127,635 | $184,735 |
Steam doesn't publish sales. These estimates multiply the number of reviews by a factor that depends on the release year (the Boxleiter method). Net revenue is what's left of list price × sales after refunds, regional pricing, discounts, sales tax and Steam's 30% cut, before any publisher's share. Treat them as a ballpark for comparing games, not as reported figures.
Steam facts
| Developer | HaHaHaGame |
|---|---|
| Publisher | HaHaHaGame |
| Release date | November 28, 2024 |
| Price | $0.99 (US list price) |
| Reviews | 9,756 · Overwhelmingly Positive · 96% positive |
| Genres | Casual, Indie |
| Platforms | Windows |
| Links | Steam store page |
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Data from Steam, last updated by Markan on 2025-12-21.
