Calm Down, Stalin sales estimate
Calm Down, Stalin is a casual game by Cartboard Games, released on Steam on September 8, 2016 at $3.99. It has 1,053 Steam reviews (Very Positive, 90% positive). Markan estimates it has sold between 37k and 95k copies on Steam, for $51k to $131k in net revenue.
Estimated lifetime sales and revenue
| Low | Medium | High | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Copies sold | 36,855 | 66,339 | 94,770 |
| Net revenue (USD) | $51,139 | $92,050 | $131,499 |
Steam doesn't publish sales. These estimates multiply the number of reviews by a factor that depends on the release year (the Boxleiter method). Net revenue is what's left of list price × sales after refunds, regional pricing, discounts, sales tax and Steam's 30% cut, before any publisher's share. Treat them as a ballpark for comparing games, not as reported figures.
Steam facts
| Developer | Cartboard Games |
|---|---|
| Publisher | Cartboard Games |
| Release date | September 8, 2016 |
| Price | $3.99 (US list price) |
| Reviews | 1,053 · Very Positive · 90% positive |
| Genres | Casual, Indie |
| Platforms | Windows |
| Links | Steam store page |
Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!From the Steam store page
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