Please, Don’t Touch Anything sales estimate
Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a casual game by Four Quarters, released on Steam on March 26, 2015 at $4.99. It has 5,022 Steam reviews (Very Positive, 88% positive). Markan estimates it has sold between 181k and 462k copies on Steam, for $314k to $802k in net revenue.
Estimated lifetime sales and revenue
| Low | Medium | High | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Copies sold | 180,792 | 321,408 | 462,024 |
| Net revenue (USD) | $313,732 | $557,747 | $801,761 |
Steam doesn't publish sales. These estimates multiply the number of reviews by a factor that depends on the release year (the Boxleiter method). Net revenue is what's left of list price × sales after refunds, regional pricing, discounts, sales tax and Steam's 30% cut, before any publisher's share. Treat them as a ballpark for comparing games, not as reported figures.
Steam facts
| Developer | Four Quarters |
|---|---|
| Publisher | ForwardXP |
| Release date | March 26, 2015 |
| Price | $4.99 (US list price) |
| Reviews | 5,022 · Very Positive · 88% positive |
| Genres | Casual, Indie |
| Platforms | Windows, macOS, Linux |
| Links | Steam store page · Website |
A brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.From the Steam store page
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